Extra, extra, read all about it!
A local newspaper has run a story about Mellow Monk!
Page 1 of the earth-shattering story
Sorry, gents, she's taken. (He's taken, too, ladies.) ladies.
Earth-shattering news, page 2
Here you can see a picture of two growers and their kids. Mr. and Mrs. Monk have children, too, but they refused to be photographed with us.