Thursday, June 29, 2006

How does it feel knowing there are dead people making more money than you?

And these folks who have long passed to the other side are making serious money.


But don't feel too bad about your own paycheck, because these hard-working souls—rimshot!—are no ordinary people. These are dead celebrities.


For instance, did you know that Elvis Presley—I love his music, by the way—has been the top-earning dead celebrity in the world, earning between 30 and 40 million dollars every year since at least 2001?


Perhaps Lisa-Marie would like some free tea...


—Mellow Monk


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