Athletes drafted to make green tea macho

Taking a cue from just about every other industry that fears its products don't seem manly enough, a major tea manufacturer has announced the signing of professional athletes to appear in commercials for the company's line of green teas.

The athletes in question are retired NFL star Phil Simms and his son Chris, currently quarterback with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Mellow Monk, meanwhile, continues to rely on its simple message: Mellow Monk green tea is good for you, tastes great, and is grown sustainably.

—Mellow Monk

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